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12 September 2017
Came here with my dad and we saw a live replica of Kim's testicles. Would rate five stars but dad didn't let me look at them because he said they would make me gay AND homosexual. Anyway, long live our glorious leader.
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17 August 2017
This museum has the worlds largest collection of perfectly factual propaganda. I never realised how great North Korea is! It almost makes me want to be Korean!
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12 August 2017
I don't know why everyone hates this place so much. All the information here is completely factual. Our great leader gave his only son to save all of mankind. And we repay him by poor ratings to his beloved monument. Shame on you all
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29 June 2017
Great place where you can see an unimaginable amount of pictures of the Great Leader. They also have a contemporary section where you can see the renowned masterpiece "American skulls drenched in Korean piss" as well as "baby fingers".
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25 June 2017
I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I have truly seen the light. I got quite a kick out of the adrenaline from having a not gun not pointing at my head. I took some pics of the artwork. Enjoy
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21 June 2017
In short, this is what you'll get to learn.
After Kim Jung Unh's father created Korea from his bare hands, the evil South people possessed by the demon has tried to kill him, but he survived since he was a god. He saved the North from the evil, but he died of kindness. Then Kimmy humbly took his father's role and is now protecting the North from the evil by eating all the food to make sure it's not poisoned and banning the Internet, a creation of his father that the evil uses for, well, evil.
You also get to learn that Google kidnapped Oogle, a Korean company. Not very clear. Other expositions include when Kim went into space by, hum, anyway, when he saved the world form an asteroid using his eye lasers, when he killed Adolf, when he discovered the America, when he discovered the true meaning of life, when he created gold out of plomb and so much more.
And in the final, you get a free trip to the "Labour" camp for your whole family!response / report this review -
12 May 2017
5 stars. This rating is not in any shape or form influenced by the gun that is pointed to my head by the Great and All Mighty World Leader that has been to the sun and is totally in shape.
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09 May 2017
If you visit ask to see the "special collection of glorious leader". You will scream with delight at the vast collection of dildos and butt plugs his ancestors having enjoyed thrusting incestuously into each other through the ages.
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15 April 2017
I love how all of the exhibits honor our great leader, Kim Jong Un Even if they are covered in dead child corpses.
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16 July 2016
There is quite an amount of history to be seen here don't buy into the distorted lies of the imperialists here.
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13 July 2016
AMERICA, F*** YEAH, COMING TO SAVE THE M************ DAY YEAH. FREEDOM IS THE ONLY ANSWER
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19 May 2016
I had the honor of having Kim illl son give me a tour personally. He was very outgoing and cheerfull. I learned that Kim single handily invented the hot pocket and mini bagel pizza bites! We then got extremely drunk and threw handfuls of popcorn at starving children. Such a fun trip.
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19 May 2015
Quite interesting to learn about the shit Kim Il-sung took on 9 August, 1986
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