Name: Kaeson
Address: Pyongyang, North Korea, KP

Kaeson is a subway station, located at Pyongyang, North Korea

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Anonymous

17 February 2018

All i wanted was to jump on the tracks to commit suicide. The god dang guard shot me in my neck, now im paralyzed from the shoulders down. Im sewing the guard, he needs to give me 23 lbs of rat meat to make up for my new disability. No more camp for me!
Anonymous

21 December 2017

You guys don't know anything. Kim Jong Un is actually a hero. This Switzerland educated modern age savior did not ask for the responsibility of saving the planet, and yet his father had tasked him with that heavy responsibility on his death bed. In his last few moments before passing, Kim Jong Il explained to his son the horrible truth: There are horrific monsters lurking under the earth's mantle! It was their sacred duty to rid the planet from those monsters. They couldn't reveal the truth to the rest of the world, for fear of causing panic and mass hysteria. Kim Jong Il reached out for help to the Bush administration, and to avoid surveillance, and for the purpose of plausible deniability, they used a famous basketball player who flew to North Korea, witnessed some of the captured monsters with his own eyes, and came back to the US to give a deposition to the US secret service. Upon learning of the horrible truth, George Bush decided to help North Korea by sending a team of nuclear physicists. Nobody could know about this of course, and that was the moment one of the longest running farces has been crafted. Copying from Nixon's "Madman Theory", they agreed that the North Korean leadership must appear to be insane, for if any images of the monsters leak from North Korea (despite their iron hold on information and their strict censorship), the rest of the world would automatically assume it's a joke and would never take anything coming from North Korea seriously. So Ladies & Gentlemen, now that you know the truth, please join me in supporting his excellence, Kim Jong Un. Him and his heroic people are sacrificing themselves every day so that we may live in blissful ignorance, buying our Salted Caramel ice cream, our iPhones and our Teslas, while North Koreans die fighting monsters.
Anonymous

30 November 2017

Saw kim on a train, he had the tallest hairline i had ever seen so i said a quick OOF meme and luckily he thought it was the guy next to me, almost died today but at least the service was ok.
Anonymous

28 September 2017

This is the deepest metro station in the world, circa 120 meters. The interior design and operation tremendous, looks similar to Moscow metro. You get to ride a few stations mingled with 'NK commuters'. Suspend the belief you are part of Truman Show and focus on architecture and wagons. It is surreal indeed.
Anonymous

22 September 2017

Kim Jong Un smells like ass.
Anonymous

21 August 2017

The place he took me was a huge workout. Its definitely the longest one too, I was there for 5 years! I lost 52 pounds and threw up. Bowing was also backbreaking. Not worth it.
Anonymous

13 August 2017

It's a State of the Arts Metro Station, had an amazing experience train ride, all Hail Kim Jung Un.
Anonymous

04 July 2017

Whole metro system is amazing place to see. Chance to meet real people when traveling on the trains.
Anonymous

27 June 2017

went down there to see how the superior race of north korean people are made. Here is what I learned: First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old north-korean!
Anonymous

21 June 2017

This metro has a power-saving mode that makes it turn off to save energy. All hail Kim the LEADER
Anonymous

08 June 2017

Amazing experience on the North Korean underground/nuclear bunker. Just don't hey left behind like us! The guides were sh****ng themselves but we got to experience real life North Korea. Such a weird and wonderful place!
Anonymous

13 May 2017

Amazing place to visit. I stumbled upon Kim and he offered me a better and more entertaining place to stay while I had my holiday. He brought me to some kind of camp with a slave workers theme. The entertainers looked so skinny it was almost like it was real. They where working very hard and the managers even punished the entertainers with a whip. Even the wounds of the whip looked so real. I joined the entertainers with their "work" while I had an amazing time. In a few days our holiday is over and hopefully Kim will fix us business class tickets on our flight back. 5/7 would travel here again.
Anonymous

06 March 2017

nobody spoke spanish!
Anonymous

26 January 2017

Great bus stop
Anonymous

18 August 2016

Tourists seem like they're are the only well nourished people around. Dancing is not allowed only if its a staged group dance. The citizens are not allowed to make eye contact with westerner's. Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, and Kim Il Sung weren't even born in the DPRK. If the citizens of the DPRK were allowed to travel freely, there would be no need for defections. Kim Jong Un will never nuke or attack the mainland if the U.S.A due to the fact loves the Chicago Bulls and Dennis Rodman. If he nuked, then he would lose watching Hollywood movies and no more Bulls or his buddy Dennis Rodman.
Anonymous

24 June 2016

My benevolent leader has provided me with this brilliant way of commuting to my labour camp to make his nuclear missiles.
Anonymous

07 June 2016

Me and my homie kim jong ride the bus for funzies all the time to make fun of the peasants