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• Anonymous

  04 March 2018

  Sneaked away from my guards I hid for two days eating grass then got an opportunity to sneak in to embassy. .bastards grassed me in now stuck in prison doing fifty

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• Anonymous

  24 December 2017

  It aint Poland or Brazil but it's still a party from hell.

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• Anonymous

  18 November 2017

  I was a havin' a grand ole time with me laddies when all of a sudden an undercover spy came up and put some "marmalade" in me tea. It tasted very good, until I passed out and woke up in a court room. They charged me and me m8s with being awake past the curfew of 5 PM.

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• Anonymous

  03 November 2017

  They're just kidnapped americans playing as tea drinkers. Don't trust them!

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• Anonymous

  26 October 2017

  why are we allowed to review these lol lmao

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• Anonymous

  25 October 2017

  AYe ye ye. I was enjoying me crumpets and tea with a little rum (:P) when suddenly i was arrested! MATEY ya been crazy! I was sentenced to eating too little KOREAN food, well MATEY IT TASTES LIKE BAD TEA MATEY. OVERALL TEA IS ONLY LIPTONS

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• Anonymous

  30 August 2017

  This is where I got arrested for trying to immigrate to Britain, apparently there is no immunity inside these places? Well I'd be damned because the guards that ran in should of got arrested for breaking the immunity. Take that guards that put me in prison for 183,000 years

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• Anonymous

  15 August 2017

  Was treated very well here during my deportation out of the country, after telling Kim Jung Ung had a dinky tickler. I had free reign of the building and grounds, even had fish and chips and lashings of Pimms n Lemonade. The highlight of my stay here was while sunbathing on the lawn topless and drinking Gin & Tonic, I was able to abuse the North Korean soldiers who marched passed the embassy and during the proactive spying missions.

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• Anonymous

  14 June 2017

  I tried getting food but all they had was fish in chips, so I ordered it, and they gave my a bag of Doritos and a live Goldfish, which died the next day. Terrible service

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• Anonymous

  08 May 2017

  there once was a man from nantucket, he was later found dead outside the British embassy. 10/10 would go again

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• Anonymous

  09 January 2017

  got nuked tbh

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• Anonymous

  16 December 2016

  chill

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• Anonymous

  18 November 2016

  The British are coming. The British are coming.

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• Anonymous

  08 August 2016

  I asked for Fish and Chips but It Came out Half eaten by Kim Jung

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