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First Buses Zimbabwe

Harare

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#MovingForward, one bus at a time.

Notice: We are the leading transit company for Zimbabwe. If any page visitors are found to be active riders on Arriva Zimbabwe, you will be banned.


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Tags : #TransportationService

Location :
Harare

Description

#MovingForward, one bus at a time.
www.first.com/busesforzimbabwe

20 Reviews

  • Anynomous
    10 July 2018

    Our bus station staff meet up has been a massive success. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    04 July 2018

    For the next week Radio X is the only station that will be playing on our buses #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    03 July 2018

    Now serving Wigan cocktails on all buses. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    03 July 2018

    This is the rule we live by with our Arriva Zimbabwe captives. #MovingForwardWithDiesel

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  • Anynomous
    02 July 2018

    Our new hat expert is on site!!! #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    25 June 2018

    Instead of doing a 10 minute walk why not catch the bus. It's faster than walking and it's cheap. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    25 June 2018

    All of our 13 route buses are smoking mandatory. Even the kids need to smoke. #MovingForwardWithLungIssues

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  • Anynomous
    25 June 2018

    WE OuT hErE sMoking biG Crack rOcKs iN ThE BuS StAtION. Tagging all our sister company's innit. First Manchester First buses Firstbus firstbus linlithgow/larbert #FirstBuses #First #Fuck #Arriva #Were #the #top #dogs #and #where #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    23 June 2018

    Northern Zimbabwe are a disgusting puppet company of Arriva. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    22 June 2018

    Our new rap sensation, post mugabe, has hit the scene. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    18 June 2018

    We will have this man's head for calling us a underdeveloped nation. Our Intelligence suggests that he used Arriva Services while in Zimbabwe. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    14 June 2018

    Meet our new Silent Ninja Ardam Snailman. He's out in the plains of Zimbabwe hunting for Arriva Scum. #MovingForwardWithArdam

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  • Anynomous
    14 June 2018

    This meme sums the non mugabe government up perfectly!!!! #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    13 June 2018

    Our new on bus band has played there first song. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    09 June 2018

    First zimbabwe air. Only the finest. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    09 June 2018

    Say hello to our new driver azamad ackmed Muhammed. He'll be doing the 13 route. #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    06 June 2018

    "I've looked under chairs I've looked under tables I've tried to find the key To fifty million buses They call me The Seeker (Of bus keys)... I've been searching low and high I won't get to get what I'm after (The key to a Leyland National bus) Till the day I die" -Roger Daltrey on losing his keys for a First Zimbabwe bus #MovingForward

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  • Anynomous
    05 June 2018

    We are quite mad that Darth Red Guy was in the new star wars film. We will no longer be offering bus rides to the only cinema in zimbabwe due to this!!! #MovingForwardInAnger

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  • Anynomous
    05 June 2018

    We are extremly angered that people prefer "The BIG IRON" to "Take me home, country roads". All people who prefer "The BIG IRON" are Arriva spys!!! #MovingForwardOnCountryRoads

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  • Anynomous
    04 June 2018

    Our new bus driver Kyu has gotten a fresh trim with our on bus barbers. #MovingForward

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