The Vaal Monateng Cafe is a premium pub which is dedicated to quality service and provides a profound experience of "The hood". Our facilities say it all.
We Start Off this women's month with a Bang
free cocktails for all our Gentle Ladies
VMC CARES
...DONT ASK Y COZ WE CAN
See MoreOne Of The Continent's Most Revered Producers & DJ... Hitmaker Extraordinaire.... The One & Only DJ MAPHORISA Is At The Vaal Monateng Cafe Tonight.... #B2B with The King Himself Deetoy #Kuzoba_Manzi_Phansi ๐๐๐ #Mogodu_Monday #Coz_We_Can
Vmc management would like to inform you that this event is been cancelled due to unprofessional conduct from zakwe as he double book himself in Vaal at the same date different venues we canโt have this kind of mediocre in Vaal being undermined as if we are in bundus #zakwe must fall nxa!! Ke vaal mo!
Sunday Market with VMC - Last month was Epic - We expect More Interesting Stalls Again โ๐พ
This Friday Zakwe will be performing at VMC๐ฅ๐ฅ
Upcoming Events And We Are Not Stopping Now
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Don't Forget To Join Us This Coming Sunday for our next installment of the Sunday Market
Hostted by Mpho Limetech Sefike
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Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
"Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!" The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.
..."Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink".
Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly's praises saying SOLLY is the man!!
When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,
"Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!"
Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!
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Hotlaba Monate
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Thanks to everyone who made effort to give a hand in making These kids Happy on 67min Mandela Day. ๐๐ฟ
67 Minutes for Madiba
CELEBRATING ONE OF OUR OWN
Mogodu_Monday we here๐๐
Tonight itโs going down
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We are very grateful for your support