Bare Assets

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4020 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne, FL 32904, USA
Added by Jopie, at 25 November 2014

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• Anonymous

  12 December 2017

  I picked yoo p a chick but got aids

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• Anonymous

  30 November 2017

  My only complaint is no male strippers.

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• Anonymous

  12 November 2017

  This is about my 5th time here over the past couple of years and it has just hit rock bottom. Not sure if there are new managers or what but the dancers are just so lackluster. Most of them are just sitting around with their boyfriends drinking and smoking. This is very much a local yocal kind of place. So it's not all that fun if you are not on a first name basis with the dancers. Stopped at the ATM before I got their but had no opportunity to spend it. On a positive note, the waitresses did a great job. Very easy to get a drink and great service. Unfortunately it's a strip club and not very good at it.
  
  I'll mention this was a Saturday night, not lunchtime on a Tuesday.

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• Anonymous

  31 October 2017

  Small club.
  Good drink bartender(Tiffany) did well.
  Women varied.
  
  Not pushy for dances.
  Specials for dances about once an hour.
  Only one room for dances. Close quarters at that.

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• Anonymous

  12 December 2016

  Hard to get a drink other than that it's good time to be had

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• Anonymous

  09 October 2016

  Good girls, decent bar, and good size stage for such a small place. Only complaint is that the "private rooms" aren't exactly the most private place. Everything is done on a per song basis.

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• Anonymous

  24 July 2016

  What a $hithole! Fat girls and i dont mean thick i mean ROLLS! I went daytime and this one nasty skank Nita kept hounding me for $ non stop even after i nicely let her know i wasnt interested. This girl eas disgusting guys and she was par for course for club. Jacked up teeth stunk of smoke sounds retarded when she speaks roll after roll after roll.. shoulda hung up the heels about a decade ago. Keep away guys its a trash club w trash girls who just ask for drugs and $ every minute

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• Anonymous

  11 June 2016

  Customer service as far as the bouncers and the staff is concerned are the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I recommend you save your time and money. I will be filing a complaint shortly if the GM Ed, can't resolve my issue!

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• Anonymous

  02 December 2014

  Went on a Monday night early. Some of the girls look like they should be on diets. Cute in the face but chubby. Some hot girls too. Scarlett was a lot of fun. Very flexible and her lap dances are excellent. Drinks are pricey and weak. All in all, not a bad place. I will be back.

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