L'americain

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• Ameer Kalifullah

  25 December 2016

  Jamesbond spectre location.. Is that real?

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• Robert Amundsen

  22 November 2016

  I accompanied a british man called James. At first, he thought L'americain was a person. LOL! Anyways, we weren't getting along at the time so I slept in the King Size bed while he sat in a chair all night drinking and being a miserable drunk. He woke me up in the middle of the night because he was threatening a mouse. A couple of days later he turned me on by beating up a guy on the train in his freshly pressed tux.

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• Blithe Username

  06 October 2016

  Brought my girlfriend here and I was forced to sleep in a chair in a vodka induced stupor only to be woken by a mouse. I was upset so I messed the room up and punched a huge hole in the wall. I then took off on the first train miserable girlfriend still in tow. Luckily I remembered to pack my tux and tried to make up with said miserable girlfriend over a nice dinner but hotel security caught up with me mid-martini and we got into an almighty fight I won, both the fight and my girlfriend back, who seems to get off on a bit of violence.

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• Tony Nicholls

  10 July 2016

  Didn't care much for the decor, had an awful sleep on the chair near the window. Woke up to see a little mouse run into the wall. Mickey mouse followed him. Stuff got interesting when I left for nowhere!

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• Patrick Derbakk

  19 November 2015

  I was having a blast on my own.You know, dancing on the table.. Eating cheese.
  THEN a random british douchebag appears.
  He said: Who sent you? Who are you working for? While pointing a gun at me
  I most likely will NOT visit that room again
  Who am i kidding? I live here

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