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Added by Jopie, at 20 May 2018
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For legal purposes this is a parody page
Hello and welcome to the Official Page of Walmart Lesotho, I am the manager Abdalla, And we are open 24/7
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18 Reviews
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05 July 2018
W.L. crew summoning the god of war to assist us in our fight against Target Lesotho.
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04 July 2018
Sorry about the last post brothers, got carried away.
-Hogan
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04 July 2018
Our Secret Page has returned and will wage war against Walmart lesotho then THE WORLD
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04 July 2018
Gonna sit down and chat with Mumbaki and crew at UNN Uganda News Network about the dangers of shopping at Target Lesotho!
-Kafele
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04 July 2018
Donald J. Trump we need your help brother, illegals from South Africa are trying to invade Lesotho!
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02 July 2018
When someone doesn't want to eat dinner at Walmart Lesotho!
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26 June 2018
The team at Walmart Lesotho would like to congratulate our new employee of the month, Satumbo (customer support)
Thanks to his courage, Satumbo sneaked into Target Lesotho and took out their head manager and ordered a bomb strike on the business!
He also talked Kafele out of suicide.
-Melvin
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23 June 2018
Looks like the war isn't ogre yet..
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22 June 2018
The Elf Gang's gone!!!
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21 June 2018
The elf gang's back!!!!
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19 June 2018
XTentacles dead?
How? He's outside my window brother.
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17 June 2018
It appears some imposter has sent us a photo from Kafele's phone.
Kafele brother, are you ok?
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16 June 2018
Congrats to our Meat Beater contest winner William Hill! (Pictured Left)
Want to win your very own meat platter? Then send us a picture/video of you beating meat (a new winner will be announced next week.)
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07 June 2018
Tajewi "Finger Demon" Jones was found dead in his apartment at 5:56pm earlier today.
Tajewi was most known for being the star player on the Boston Celtics for destroying his foes mouths with his finger.
He leaves behind over $130 in savings that will go to his wife in Lesotho.
Funeral arrangements will take place in Maseru, Lesotho (more specifically under the 2nd Cash Register at Walmart Lesotho) on June 8th at 2:30pm.
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06 June 2018
If your pets ever needs to be neutered, just visit our Albino Slave (Daryl) in the Toys section!
Dogs - $50 (Hyenas- $100) Cats - $25 (Lions - $500) Monkeys - $25 Zebras - $100 Giraffes - $200 Elephants - $500 (Bring Grass Shears)
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05 June 2018
Me and Kafele getting baked in the break room.
Swing by customers to get a hit of our big fat blunt!
-W.L. Janitor
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03 June 2018
This is what happens when you break Refungo's heart Hillary Clinton.
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27 May 2018
Level 50 lesothan honey's 😙😙
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