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19 April 2018
The best dispensary in all of North Korea. ps: they also sell crack and meth
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12 April 2018
This station was so clean that I bet David Hasselhoff I could eat off of random spots of the floor and not get sick. Our original bet was for 24 hours and I doubled down and went 48 hours without having any stomach issues or having to s..t my brains out. I love KIT and my son loves being taken to school in the original car, even though he has never seen a show or knows what I'm talking about when I mention Knight Rider. Cleanest bathrooms in the world too.
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19 February 2018
best supreme train station, in the true west of the great city, the north
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18 September 2017
OH there is blessing in this gentle breeze,
A visitant that while it fans my cheek
Doth seem half-conscious of the joy it brings
From the green fields, and from yon azure sky.
Whate'er its mission, the soft breeze can come
To none more grateful than to me; escaped
From the vast city, where I long had pined
A discontented sojourner: now free,
Free as a bird to settle where I will.
What dwelling shall receive me? in what vale 10
Shall be my harbour? underneath what grove
Shall I take up my home? and what clear stream
Shall with its murmur lull me into rest?
The earth is all before me. With a heart
Joyous, nor scared at its own liberty,
I look about; and should the chosen guide
Be nothing better than a wandering cloud,
I cannot miss my way. I breathe again!
Trances of thought and mountings of the mind
Come fast upon me: it is shaken off, 20
That burthen of my own unnatural self,
The heavy weight of many a weary day
Not mine, and such as were not made for me.
Long months of peace (if such bold word accord
With any promises of human life),
Long months of ease and undisturbed delight
Are mine in prospect; whither shall I turn,
By road or pathway, or through trackless field,
Up hill or down, or shall some floating thing
Upon the river point me out my course? 30
Dear Liberty! Yet what would it avail
But for a gift that consecrates the joy?
For I, methought, while the sweet breath of heaven
Was blowing on my body, felt within
A correspondent breeze, that gently moved
With quickening virtue, but is now become
A tempest, a redundant energy,
Vexing its own creation. Thanks to both,
And their congenial powers, that, while they join
In breaking up a long-continued frost, 40
Bring with them vernal promises, the hope
Of active days urged on by flying hours,--
Days of sweet leisure, taxed with patient thought
Abstruse, nor wanting punctual service high,
Matins and vespers of harmonious verse!
Thus far, O Friend! did I, not used to make
A present joy the matter of a song,
Pour forth that day my soul in measured strains
That would not be forgotten, and are here
Recorded: to the open fields I told 50
A prophecy: poetic numbers came
Spontaneously to clothe in priestly robe
A renovated spirit singled out,
Such hope was mine, for holy services.
My own voice cheered me, and, far more, the mind's
Internal echo of the imperfect sound;
To both I listened, drawing from them both
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15 July 2017
What an amazing gem. I came in and paid for my train ticket and they had a wide variety of locations I could travel to. The Slave camp, and the slums. Immediately after boarding the train, it had a jittery start and proceeded to break down. Needless to say, it was in the soldiers heart to bring us to the county jail and imprison us.
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04 July 2017
Loved this place! The only thing that was wired was I saw a family get killed, but are amazing leader Kim Jong un killed them witch made my experience 100 times better! 5/5 would watch a family get murdered her again!
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14 May 2017
The best train station in Asia! We departed the station after praising Our Great Leader Kim while chained to our seats.
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11 May 2017
I have to admit I never expected a public transport station to be this fun! Upon entering they give you a number and when all the trains are ready to leave they start selecting by a draw who rides which train. I was so excited! The train I got was named Hail The Great Leader and left to North Slave Camp station. I don't know where that is so I asked the locals who kept praising the place. The other train -I heard- went to South-East Mass Grave Station which sound a lot more awful than what I got so I'm very happy. I can't wait to visit this place again
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25 April 2017
This station was so clean that I bet David Hasselhoff I could eat off of random spots of the floor and not get sick. Our original bet was for 24 hours and I doubled down and went 48 hours without having any stomach issues or having to s..t my brains out. I love KIT and my son love being taken to school in the original car, even though he has never seen a show or knows what I'm talking about when I mention Knight Rider. Cleanest bathrooms in the world too.
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03 April 2017
There are only three letters than can describe the West Pyongyang train station - WOW! Whether you're setting off for your daily 5 to 9 (5 am to 9 pm), or on your way home to spy on your family, you will find the train that meets your needs. Savvy traveler's tip - kill a starving rat on your way home to balance out a complete meal!
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30 September 2016
West is the best. This place is better than Hollywood.
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06 September 2016
This station is an absolute disappointment, at every other form of public transportation I've used everyone was at least moderately content but here all the people were moaning about hunger pains and it was really putting my vibe down. The driver ended up passing out from hunger cramps and killed like half the people he was driving around because they were too weak from malnourishment to survive.
0/10 experience would not recommend.report this review -
03 April 2016
Big disappointment. Grandma and I spent 3 hours waiting for a train that ultimately never came. Way to bone it Kim Jung Un.
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