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28 April 2018
Great building and great performance
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21 December 2017
Nothing much to watch.
Just the regular nuke showreport this review -
29 October 2017
Good show.
However, the food tasted awful (it may have been left over elephant dung), and the locals were so hungry, they started eating all the animals.
There wasn’t much of a show after that.report this review -
06 August 2017
Elephants where good apart from one of the farted and it smelt bad , other then that was all g ow homie
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04 June 2017
Clear your re-education and party indoctrination schedules boys and girls, the circus is in town. Permanently! You'll want to go again and again, and again and again until you've maxed out your Mandatory Happiness and Joy Levels for the month. This circus is not only 600,000,000,000 times better than any alcoholic-clown-filled American circus, but it was also the very first circus in the entire world, dating back to 9,959 B.C. And believe me, you'll think some of the elephants have been here that long! The ones that can still walk may look a little malnourished and diseased, but you'd be amazed at what a 5,000-volt shock to their hindquarters will do to make you forget their age! Wow! You'll never forget the sight of thousands of kids weeping in awe and joy at what is affectionately called "Kim Jong Fun!!!!!!"
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10 May 2017
me and my wife watch the premier of kim jong un featuring in a romantic drama. i had to excuse myself to the restroom halfway through. i've spilled more seed to that film than michael j. fox putting up a bird feeder.
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24 April 2017
My favourite show was when Kim Jong Un destroyed the western world! It was in Black and white tho
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10 March 2017
Both I and my official 'minder' REALLY enjoyed our experience here. The acrobatics were so-so (compared to the Chinese) but the half-time entertainment was second to none. The portion of the show where the circus clown re-enacts Kim Jong Un gunning down a political rival with an anti-aircraft gun was pure, unadulterated art. The other highlight of the evening involved another circus clown representing the American athlete (and certified despot ass-kisser) Dennis Rodman as he feeds two Siberian tigers a half starved street orphan. Make sure you bring your raincoat. You won't want to miss it!
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11 October 2016
Wow, I'm so impressed. I saw a beautiful showing of "The Hunchback of the Disgusting Infidel Country". Where captives were slaughtered by our glorious leader himself. 10/10
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26 April 2014
Best theater in SoKo. The gentlemen using the light projector doing the animal impressions with his hands was excellent. Loved the Walrus. And the sticky rice in a bag instead of that American poison "popcorn" is excellent. Although I did stain my dates dress with soy sauce and msg powder.
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06 February 2014
Fun to see the great leader kill an elephant with his bare hands. Long live our leader Kim-Jong-un.
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30 January 2013
This is the only cinema in all of North Korea. I love how modern it is with color and electronic sounds instead of human made noises behind the stage.
It is showing very modern movies like Independence Day and Terminator, both of which show evil America under attack.
Many happy times can be had here in the most happy country on earth.
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