Somali Foods

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• Anynomous

  11 March 2016

  Ilove somalia means allot so somalia is cool

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• Anynomous

  14 February 2016

  The prices can't be beat. But if you're Jewish, Christian, or the wrong kind of Muslim, they'll happily beat you at no extra charge. Try the beans. Don't like the beans? Try the rice. Don't like the rice? Try the beans over rice. You will feel like you're in heaven with forty-some-odd virgins playing with your junk while eating that there beans over rice. Admiral Ackbar!

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• Anynomous

  10 December 2012

  For being home to so many pirates, I was disappointed to see the lack of seafood on the menu! I should have never trusted the diamond smuggler that referred me to this place. It's a very remote location in the city if you're looking to hide out from the local cartel, yet still get the Mogadishu effect including RPGs, AK47s, & Drone Strikes. I would pass on the offer from the waiter to visit the floating Casino on the Ocean just off shore as the trip to get there would be your worst gamble of all! The Humus was too spicy. The beer was warm, old Budweiser from a hijacked American freighter. If I was you, I'd hit up the Kentucky Fried Chicken on 6th and Jidka Warshaddaha for your best deal!

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